fun stuff: Bohemian Ratsody

To the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" of Queen:

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Born in a rat cage,
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes,
Look up to the bars and see,
I'm just a cute rat, give me your sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Whoever fills the food bowl, does really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just got a rat,
Its got a furry little head,
And cute whiskers, don't be mad.
Mama, its life had just begun,
It be a shame and go to throw it all away.
Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you sigh,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Scritch the rat, scritch the rat as it's the only thing that matters.

Too late, the time has come,
I got a ratty, it is mine,
It can't be lonely all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta get another one, it is the truth.
Mama, ooh (any way the rat licks),
I hear you sigh,
I sometimes wish I could go get them all.

I see a little snooty of a rat,
Bruxing soft, boggling eyes, would you like another cage mate?
Feeding bowls and bedding,
Have to buy a bigger cage.
(Teeth are bruxing) Teeth are bruxing.
(Teeth are Bruxing) Teeth are bruxing,
Isn't it the cutest thing?
The cutest thi-i-i-ing!

I'm just a cute rat and everybody loves me.
He's just a cute rat from a fine colony,
Spare him his life from this monotony.

Easy come, easy go, will you take me home?
Bismillah! No, we will not take you home.
(Take me home!!) Bismillah! We will not take you home.
(Take me home!!) Will not take you home.
(Take me home!!) Will not take you home.
(Take me home) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh, mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, take me home.
The Breeder has a kitten put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can hold me and not share your pie?
So you think you can range me and not pee on your tigh?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta free range, just gotta get right outta there.

Scritching really matters,
Anyone can see,
Scritching really matters,
Scritching really matters to me.

Any way the rat licks.

Hehe! awww

xx